THE MINDSET LIST® FOR THE CLASS OF 1999
by Tom McBride •A Mindset List® for the Class of 1999
They were born in 1977 and entered college in 1995.
Elvis Presley, Joan Crawford, and Bing Crosby have always been dead.
Ye and Tom Brady have always been alive.
The president’s younger brother has always had his very own Billy beer.
The Force has always been with someone, somewhere, sometime.
Spain has always been a democracy.
The murderous Son of Sam has always inhabited the body of a black Lab in Yonkers, New York.
Egyptian presidents have always been visiting Israel.
There has always been a Department of Energy.
Sarah Barasch has never confused Tom McBride with John Cougar Mellencamp.
The Panama Canal has always been controlled by……..Panama.
Shawn Gillen has always been a prcocious teen-ager in Chicago.
Uranus has always had rings.
An Ohio State astronomer has always received a radio signal from deep space, prompting questions about intelligent life out there and whether it listened to Larry King.
Bob Elder has always been a super star math major and a Ramblin Wreck from Georgia Tech.
The Sex Pistols have always been disgustingly punk.
Tom McBride has never been single.
Smokey has always had to deal with a Bandit.
The Bee Gees have always been stayin’ alive.
Close encounters have always been of the third kind.
Joel Reamer has always been acting out.
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