The Marist College Mindset List, Class of 2023
by Tom McBride •- Like Pearl Harbor for their grandparents, and the Kennedy assassination for their parents, 9/11 is an historical event.
- Thumb, jump, and USB flash drives have always pushed floppy disks further into history.
- The primary use of a phone has always been to take pictures.
- The nation’s mantra has always been: “If you see something, say something.”
- The Tech Big Four–Apple, Facebook, Amazon and Google — are to them what the Big Three automakers were to their grandparents.
- Their smart pens may write and record faster than they can think.
- Nearly half of their generation is composed of people of color.
- When they pulled themselves up off the floor for the first time, they may have been hanging onto the folks’ brand-new Xbox.
- There have always been indecisive quadrennial debates regarding the future of the Electoral College.
- Oklahoma City has always had a national memorial at its center.
- Self-contained, battery-powered artificial hearts have always been ticking away.
- Because of Richard Reid’s explosive footwear at 30,000 feet, passengers have always had to take off their shoes to slide through security on the ground.
- They are as non-judgmental about sexual orientation as their parents were about smoking pot.
- They have outlived iTunes.
- Heinous, sexually-based offenses have always been investigated by the Special Victims Unit on Law and Order.
- The Mars Odyssey has always been checking out the water supply for their future visits to Mars.
- Snapchat has become their social media app of choice, thus relieving them of the dilemma of whether or not to friend Mom.
- In an unprecedented move, European nations via NATO have always helped to defend the U.S. militarily.
- They may well not have a younger sibling, as the birth rate in the U.S. has been dropping since they were in grammar school.
- PayPal has always been an online option for purchasers.
- They have witnessed two African-American Secretaries of State, the election of a black President, Disney’s first black Princess, and the rise of the Black Lives Matter movement.
- As they crawled on the floor, TV headlines began crawling at the bottom of the TV screen.
- “Pink slime” has always been a food additive.
- With flyovers, honor guards, and “God Bless America,” sporting events have always been marked by emphatic patriotism.
- Only two-thirds of this generation identify as exclusively heterosexual.
- Segways have always been trying to revolutionize the way people move.
- YouTube has become the video version of Wikipedia.
- There has always been an International Criminal Court, and the U.S. has never been a signatory.
- Newfoundland and Labrador has always been, officially, Newfoundland-and-Labrador.
- There has always been an American Taliban.
- By their sophomore year, their generation will constitute one-quarter of the U.S. population.
- Apple iPods have always been nostalgic.
- They have always been able to fly Jet Blue, but never Ted and Song.
- Quarterback Troy Aikman has always called the plays live from the press booth.
- It has always been illegal to use a hand-held cell phone while driving in New York State.
- Except for when he celebrated Jeopardy’s 35th anniversary, Alex Trebek has never had a moustache.
- Face recognition technology has always been used at public events
- Skilled DJs have transitioned into turntablists.
- The Apple Power Mac Cube has always been in a museum.
- The year they were born, the top NBA draft pick came directly out of high school for the first time.
- They have always been concerned about catching the West Nile virus.
- There has always been a DisneySea in Tokyo.
- They have grown up with Big Data and ubiquitous algorithms that know what they want before they do.
- Most of them will rent, not buy, their textbooks.
- They have probably all been “gaslighted” or “ghosted.”
- There have always been “smartwatches.”
- Their grandparents’ classic comics have evolved into graphic novels.
- They have grown up with a Patriot Act that has dramatically increased state surveillance to prevent terrorism.
- Defibrillators have always been so simple to use that they can be installed at home.
- Pittsburgh’s Steelers and Pirates have never played at Three Rivers Stadium.
- Congress has always banned human cloning completely and threatened arrest for offenders.
- At least one of the murderers of the four school girls in Birmingham, Ala. in 1963 has always been in prison.
- Monica and Chandler have always been married on Friends.
- Blackboards have never been dumb.
- A Catholic Pope has always visited a mosque.
- Cal Ripken, Jr., has always been retired.
- The U.S. has always been withdrawn from the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty.
- Euthanasia has always been legal in the Netherlands.
- Teams have always been engaged in an Amazing Race around the world.
- Coke and Pepsi have always been competing in the sports hydration science marketplac
For more information please call Tom McBride at 608 312 9508 or email Julia Fishman at Julia.Fishman@marist.eu
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